Production Credits The Onion Movie
The Onion Movie
Full Cast & Crew
An in-depth look at the talented ensemble and technical visionaries who brought The Onion Movie to life.
The Cast
47 Members
Len CariouNorm Archer
Steven SeagalCock Puncher
Larissa LaskinDana Dobbs
Ken TakemotoSensei
Don McManusDennis McCormick
Michael BoltonMichael Bolton
Ahmed AhmedAhmed
Brendan FletcherWhite Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae KimIvy Leaguer
Meredith BaxterCooking Show Chef
Jed ReesWizard Proteus
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield
Ahmed B. BadranPeruvian
Brian PowellTypical Neighbor Husband
Scott KlaceKip Kendall
Barbara PilavinAlzheimers Old Lady
Sandy KenyonAlzheimers Guy in Crowd
Orlando SealeProducer
Erik StolhanskeProducer
Sarah McElligottMelissa Cherry
Randy OglesbySurgeon General
Kwame BoatengDibo
Richard FancyKenneth Garber
Alex SolowitzThe Masses
Savannah HaskeRapist Lisa
Rebecca LowmanRape Victim Julie
Jim GleasonSteel Beam Architect
Michael HarneyLine-Up Detective
Angel CassidyPorn Star
GaugePorn Star
Robert HoffmanLollipop Love Dancer
Joel McHaleOffice Worker
Harry Shum Jr.Lollipop Love Dancer
Kevin FederlineLollipop Love Dancer
Bo BarrettWigger Jim
Chrissy MetzHeavy Girl
Marshall ManeshAnnouncer
Greg CipesHippie Diplomant
Nick ChinlundBryce Brand
Jim RashBryce's Manager
Paul ScheerBates Computer Salesman Dirk
John VienerPeen Out Guy
Gedde WatanabeJames Nakatami
Chris VillaGay Guy
Michael DelaneyGil Bates
Karen MillerCockpuncher Entourage
Tom WrightKwame Roberts
Technical Crew
Top Credits
Gil NetterProducer
Tom KuntzDirector
David MinerProducer
Mike MaguireDirector
Robert D. SiegelWriter
Todd HansonWriter
Frederick WardellEditor
Michael RotenbergProducer
David ZuckerProducer
Maryse AlbertiDirector of Photography