It's Gonna Hurt 12

Alright, my fellow booty bustin' aficionados, buckle up for my expert review of "It's Gonna Hurt #12", which is sure to make your dingaling do a happy dance! So, let's dive into this festival of butthole bashing. First things first, if you're a fan of monstrous man-meat causing some serious rectal wreckage, then buckle up, bro, 'cause this DVD is like Christmas came early! This sadly is the final film in the beloved It’s Gonna Hurt film series. Like the 11 before it, this film does a great no job of making sure you see every dirty detail and that most of the guys are talked down to act least somewhat.. making it super hot. I know I’ve missed it’s gonna hurt since it stopped producing new films or scenes. We’ll always have the memories, though! Anyways, starting off in the first scene we got Mario Costa – this dude's dong is so humongous it could double as a third leg. Watching him work Ryan like a part-time job at a meat packing plant is nothing short of poetry in motion, if poetry was written by horny dudes into hardcore anal demolition. Mario doesn’t just fill the room; he fills every inch of Ryan's back door, and man, the look on Ryan’s face says it all: part pain, part pleasure, all epic. Next up, Kyle takes a run at the big league, talking up his past with an 8-incher like it's supposed to impress us. Brother, please. The minute he gets a load of what’s waiting for him, it's less talking and more squawking. This scene is a master class in ass mastery. Kyle's cheeks get stretched so wide you could park a bike in there, no problem. Ken Tanner, our nervous little newbie, steps up to the plate for some ass-cracking action that's almost illegal in some states. Watching this young stud take a pounding from a 10-inch tower of terror is enough to make any seasoned pro wince. But props to the pup for taking it like a champ – it’s a rite of passage, bro. And then, oh man, then we have the king of cock, Castro, returning to reclaim his throne of throb. This dude's dong is so legendary it has its own zip code. Sam Casey, just a sweet 18-year-old piece of fresh meat, gets his insides rearranged in a way that would make a chiropractor blush. Watching Castro work is like seeing a master artist painting his magnum opus, only with more lube and less canvas. In terms of production, let's just say the camera angles are so good you'll feel like you're the one getting split in half. And the runtime? A glorious 123 minutes of pure, unadulterated man-on-man action. To wrap this up, bro, if you get off on colossal cocks rewriting the rulebook on anal acrobatics, then "It's Gonna Hurt 12" is your new go-to jerk-off material. It's a no-brainer, dude: this film delivers more ass-stretching bang for your buck than a Black Friday sale at a sex shop. So grab your lube, lock your door, and prepare to see some dudes get their backs blown out in the best way possible. Peace out and keep on fapping, you dirty dog.